omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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