The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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