WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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