Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Randomize
