how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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