When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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