Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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