ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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