His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Who died my cat blue again?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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