Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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