Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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