Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Randomize
