dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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