Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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