i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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