Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize