I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
porn star boner night. come get it.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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