i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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