I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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