Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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