Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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