Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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