I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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