Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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