I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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