the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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