Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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