He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
the raccoons are back...
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