why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I think my moral compass just broke
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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