just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Last time i carry you out of a forest
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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