we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
