I wanna bring you to show and tell
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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