what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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