I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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