Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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