I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I would ride that face into the sunset
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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