Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Randomize
