is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My penis needs a shock collar
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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