All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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