Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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