Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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