and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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