You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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