You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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