hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Randomize
