he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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