It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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