idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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