: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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