It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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