I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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