I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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