So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
