We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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