I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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