Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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