His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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