But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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