At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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