I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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